If I were a boy, ...

This is what girls said!

If I were a boy,

• I would let my hair grow because I love long hair in boys.
• I would spend only one minutecombing my hair, because for boys it's easy to get ready.
  
• I would play football and also watch it with other guys.
• I'd celebrate the victory of my team in a bar.
• When I got home, I wouldn't have to explain anybody where I was because "I am a man"
  
• I'd like to be a football player.
  
• I would cook and do all the housework and not let the girls do everything.
• I would take care of the girls and hug them every day to make them feel good.
• I would go to the gym to get a strong and handsome body.
• I would buy my clothes in Pull'n Bear, because they're so cool!
• I'd go to a tattoo shop, but I wouldn't shave my legs because it hurts!
• I wouldn't spend my evenings playing video games, because there're better things to do, like for example being in the street with my friends.
• I wouldn't flirt with everygirl I met.
• I wouln't smoke because it's awful.
• I would take off my shirt because I'd think "I'm the best, all the girls love me".
• I'd buy a good motorbike to impress girls and would ride it very fast.
• I'd go out with all the girls and wouldn't care if I hurt their hearts or not.
• I would spend all the times playing games because I wouldn't have any responsibilities.
• I'd go out with my friends to drink beer.
• I woulnd't chat with my friends because I'd think it's a girls' thing.
• I'd prefer work to studying.
• I'd teach boys how to think like a girl because they don't understand them.